“At 25, you’ve got millions of brain cells to kill.”

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.

They hear you own up, and they learn to own up.

My friends are always honest with me about films. But I really wanted to talk to regular people and kind of have a forum to interact with them; not just about films, but about everything.

Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor’s mouth lately?

You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.

On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.

Balding if God’s way of showing you are only human… He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

I’ve always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

There are, I think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I’m not as well-known as I am here. I’m a pretty big star, folks – I don’t have to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say.

I always question whether it’s the right time for anything I do.

When you think about where are you going to find that big love of your life, you seldom think it’s someone you already know. You think it’s someone you’re yet to meet.

I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don’t wear makeup in real life. It’s just part of the gig, that’s all.

Oh, for the years I have not lived, but only dreamed of living.

I just say the moral out of my life is don’t quit at age 65, maybe your boat hasn’t come in yet. Mine hadn’t.

I was sixty-six years old. I still had to make a living. I looked at my social security check of 105 dollars and decided to use that to try to franchise my chicken recipe. Folks had always liked my chicken.

When the venerable pontiff’s hour has come, a Roman of good age shall be elected, of whom it will be said that he dishonored his throne though he held it long, with virtuous acts.

All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind.

Age is never so old as youth would measure it.

Every age that has historical status is governed by aristocracies. Aristocracy with the meaning – the best are ruling. Peoples do never govern themselves. That lunacy was concocted by liberalism. Behind its people’s sovereignty the slyest cheaters are hiding, who don’t want to be recognized.

The age of hairsplitting Jewish intellectualism is dead. The past lies in flames.