In my opinion, everybody is getting older and older. We have a great deal of dementia because nobody grew old enough to get it.
MICHAEL CAINEWhen you reach the top, that’s when the climb begins.
More Michael Caine Quotes
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The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly – because if they don’t speak fast enough, nobody will listen to them.
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If you’re a movie actor, you’re on your own – you cannot control the stage. The director controls it.
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The trouble with women? Elbows.
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What a lot of people dont realize about gangs, in my opinion, is that a gang is not there to attack you. Eighty percent of the people in a gang are there to stop anyone from attacking them. You join a gang for protection, not to go out and hit someone.
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In film, other actors’ performances really are not your concern. If the other actor isn’t giving you what you want, act as though he were.
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I have never seen it but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific.
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Theater acting is an operation with a scalpel, movie acting is an operation with a laser.
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I feel like 35. At 35 you’re old enough to know something and young enough to look forward to what you can do with the knowledge. So I stayed at 35!
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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren’t funny.
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There’s quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
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I read books like mad, but I am careful to to let anything I read influence me.
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You can’t get blase about something you haven’t done yet.
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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
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Anyone can write. But comedy, you’ve got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.
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I’m the audience’s representative on earth.
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