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I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

Betty White

It’s fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.
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Enjoyment Laughter Myself Serious
I think older women still have a full life.
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Life Myself Old Thinking Woman
Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health – I don’t abuse it.
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Abuse Care Comedy Fun Health Myself
Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
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Animal Better Criticism Human Lying Myself
I don’t seem to require a lot of sleep. I just – if I get four, five good hours, I’m fine. But sleeping is sort of dull. There’s a lot of other good stuff that you can do without just lying down and closing your eyes.
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Eyes Goodness Lying Sleep Thing Yourself
I’ve worked with Morris Animal Foundation for more than 40 years now, and I’m so proud of all they’ve done to advance veterinary medicine for animals worldwide.
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Animal Doctor Medicine Myself Work World
I just want to bring as much natural as I can. I’m not saying that people who take acting lessons are false. They’re much better than I am, but it doesn’t work for me.
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Lesson Myself Natural People Work
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.
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Cook Dog Food Kitchen Myself
When we started in television, there was that magic box in the corner of the room, and ‘Oh my gosh – look what it’s doing!’
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Box Magic Room Start Television
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
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Funny Humor Joke Yourself
I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.
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Myself Social Media Sound Unknown Wasted Time
I think it’s your mental attitude. So many of us start dreading age in high school and that’s a waste of a lovely life. ‘Oh… I’m 30, oh, I’m 40, oh, 50.’ Make the most of it.
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Attitude Mental Myself Thinking Wasted Time
Doing drama is, in a sense, easier. In doing comedy, if you don’t get that laugh, there’s something wrong.
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Comedy Drama Easy Laughter Myself Wrong
I have the backbone of an eel.
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Backbone Myself Strength
I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It’s that simple.
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Business Fun Myself People Simplicity
I don’t get political.
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Myself Politics

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