“I’d always walk my girlfriend home, i’m too protective!”

Sleep ’til you’re hungry, eat ’til you’re sleepy.

I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie.

I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.

I had a friend, who was abused by her dad. I made a vow to myself that I’d never hurt my daughter.

I won’t date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.

If I looked like Zayn, I would date myself.

The bigger the crowd the better really! The noise calms your nerves.

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food.

I’d rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl’s heart.

I’m quite claustrophobic, and I don’t like everyone crowding around and shouting the same questions.

When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn’t, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.

I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can’t stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while I was having a wee. That was enough. I think pigeons target me.

I don’t know, it’s odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don’t ask, do it. I’m just a regular guy.

My accent always works with girls. They like it, I have no idea why.

I’ve got my old favorites like The Eagles and Bon Jovi.

Someone told me the smile on my face gets bigger when I play the guitar.

With every new sunset, the sun fears that the waves might stop paying homage to it at night.

Language is the only homeland.

I keep stacks of Autobiography of a Yogi around the house, and I give it out constantly to people. When people need ‘regrooving,’ I say read this, because it cuts to the heart of every religion.

If a builder builds a house and the house falls and kills some one in the house the owners may kill the builder.

All my houses are isolated. Many is the time I just stay home alone.

And then writer in you is so homesick of pain, that you plead your wounds to bleed and ache.

Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.

The comfort of home fills me when you take my hand- wherever we go.