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I’m a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

Betty White

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it.
BETTY WHITE

Enjoyment Myself People
If you get into a Broadway show and it doesn’t work, you’re a failure. And if it does work, you may be stuck for who knows how long. It just doesn’t sound great to me!
BETTY WHITE

Failure Greatness Myself Sound Work
I just want to bring as much natural as I can. I’m not saying that people who take acting lessons are false. They’re much better than I am, but it doesn’t work for me.
BETTY WHITE

Lesson Myself Natural People Work
If you’re walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing.
BETTY WHITE

Disappear Hate Man Myself Open Protection Road Walk
I am the luckiest old broad on two feet if the truth were known. It’s – but it all goes back to ‘Mary Tyler Moore,’ ‘Golden Girls,’ all those – actors love to take the credit. We couldn’t do it without the writers.
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Actor Credit Love Lucky Myself Truth Writing
I really don’t care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.
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Care Human Myself Sleep
Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, ‘Well, I’ll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.’ And it doesn’t work out for that dog and the dog is on the street.
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Children Dog Myself People Personal Responsibility
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.
BETTY WHITE

Funny Myself Retirement Vocabulary Way
Why retire from something if you’re loving it so much and enjoying it so much, and you’re blessed with another group of people to work with like the gang on ‘Hot in Cleveland?’ Why would I think of retiring? What would I do with myself?
BETTY WHITE

Enjoyment Love Myself Retirement
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
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Dirty Humor Myself Preference
Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
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Animal Better Criticism Human Lying Myself
I don’t get political.
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Myself Politics
I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.
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Animal Business Myself Pay Show Stay
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
BETTY WHITE

Funny Humor Joke Yourself
Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.
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Animal Lover Myself
I’m in the acting business. That’s the ego business.
BETTY WHITE

Act Business Ego Myself

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