“We just did an awesome job of not dying.”

It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

You are helpful, and you are loved, and you are forgiven, and you are not alone.

You don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.

They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

What a slut time is. She screws everybody.

If you don’t imagine, nothing ever happens at all.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.

Depression is a side effect of dying.

That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.

When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books.

The future is a kind of nostalgia.

The world is not a wish-granting factory.

It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.

One day you’ll understand the sheer awesomeness that is me.

I’ve dated a couple of guys who were awesome, and the celebrity part of my life and the traveling part are hard to get around. You never get to see each other, especially if you’re both musicians.

Allah says Jannah is awesome, imagine how awesome that is when the All-Knowing is calling it awesome.

We just did an awesome job of not dying.

Be friends first when you’re dating. If it turns into something more, that’s awesome, and if not you have another friend.

I am not really single, I am dating my self , I take my self out to eat, I buy myself clothes, I love me, I’m awesome.

We live in a vast and awesome universe in which, daily, suns are made and worlds destroyed, where humanity clings to an obscure clod of rock.

Seriously tho don’t let anybody tell u ur ugly. u are sick as fuck just the way u are. and that’s fucking awesome