A twenty three year old hits on me in a coffee shop in venice, and I ask him if father is single.
CHELSIE DIANEI should now admit I once made a fake account just to talk to you once more.
More Chelsie Diane Quotes
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You can’t go to a kindergarten teacher after me.
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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I know this won’t always be a good deal for me I make it anyway.
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You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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Go fuck yourself.
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I took the bobblehead of him off his refrigerator and kissed it.
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I want you as a lemon the waiter brings on a tiny white plate. I want him to watch while I squeeze you into my mouth and swallow the rind.
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I call you to say we have no other choice but to date for a year go our separate ways and cheat on whoever we marry forever.
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It finally happened like I thought it might I run into you.
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The day my children move out is years I can count on two hands I have them half this time years I count on one.
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If your mother does not love you well or is no longer here to love you well, may you feel worthy enough to open to the thousand tiny ways the spirit of mother longs to love you today.
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You’re rolling me in coffee hands I’m u-turn smoked rubber coming back- oh I’m spent, ask on the still.
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My entire life I’ve waited for a man to teach the world how to treat me and if he’d step in and convince them all.
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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Good morning. The sun is 93 million miles away her light takes 8 minutes to find you each day. You are on purpose.
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