One tornado I lived through got the house.
CHELSIE DIANEHour 36 of labor. I pull at god’s necktie dig a hole at the hospital floor.
More Chelsie Diane Quotes
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I play with the nativity and tell mary she looks good in that color blue.
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When I reached for what I wanted, they said I left my needs behind. But if all birds need is on the ground why then do they fly?
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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I should now admit I once made a fake account just to talk to you once more.
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I took the bobblehead of him off his refrigerator and kissed it.
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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The day my children move out is years I can count on two hands I have them half this time years I count on one.
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Don’t get too used to being alone.
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It finally happened like I thought it might I run into you.
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I know this won’t always be a good deal for me I make it anyway.
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You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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Beautiful creature its time to forgive yourself you were surviving.
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When I was six I fell on a broken window. Once I realized no one was coming I stopped screaming and pulled the shard from my middle. This is life for some of us. This has been life for me.
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I want you as a lemon the waiter brings on a tiny white plate. I want him to watch while I squeeze you into my mouth and swallow the rind.
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A twenty three year old hits on me in a coffee shop in venice, and I ask him if father is single.
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