“Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.”

The idea of waiting for something makes it more exciting.

You need to let little things that would ordinarily bore you suddenly thrill you.

The interviewer should just tell me the words he wants me to say and I’ll repeat them after him. I think that would be so great because I’m so empty I just can’t think of anything to say.

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have.

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

A friend of mine always says, ‘Women love me for the man I’m not.’

You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.

I always think I don’t do the first one good, so I try to do it more.

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die.

Why do people think artists are special? It’s just another job.

People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.

The nicer I am, the more people think I’m lying.

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

People should fall in love with their eyes closed.

Certainly one cannot ban cross burning in the sanctity of his bedroom.

If you go to bed at 10:00 and get up by 6:00 A.M., things will work out for you.

Nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love.

I just want to be wrapped up in sheets and your vibe.

Only the other day I was inquiring of an entire bed of old-fashioned roses, forced to listen to my ramblings on the meaning of the universe as I sat cross-legged in the lotus position in front of them.

Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.

Go to bed smarter than when you woke up.

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o’clock is a scoundrel.