“The interviewer should just tell me the words he wants me to say and I’ll repeat them after him. I think that would be so great because I’m so empty I just can’t think of anything to say.”

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

Kiss me with your eyes.

Everything will be art and nothing will be art, because everything, as I believe, already is.

Look poor, think rich.

When you stop wanting something, you get it.

The idea of waiting for something makes it more exciting.

You need to let little things that would ordinarily bore you suddenly thrill you.

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have.

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

A friend of mine always says, ‘Women love me for the man I’m not.’

You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.

I always think I don’t do the first one good, so I try to do it more.

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die.

Why do people think artists are special? It’s just another job.

As far as being a coach, it’s always fascinated me. It’s a greater responsibility than most people give it credit for because you’re dealing with people.

Reason and Ignorance, the opposites of each other, influence the great bulk of mankind. If either of these can be rendered sufficiently extensive in a country, the machinery of Government goes easily on. Reason obeys itself; and Ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.

The disposition to admire, and almost to worship, the rich and the powerful, and to despise, or, at least, to neglect persons of poor and mean condition is the great and most universal cause of the corruption of our moral sentiments.

The man will be most successful who confers the greatest service on the world.

Great things come with determination and lots of patience.

Lifting the Stanley Cup for the first time. There’s nothing like it. It’s the greatest story. In my era, they used to say you couldn’t be a superstar without winning one. I remember thinking when I lifted it: “Now they can’t say that about me.”

I am a red man. If the Great Spirit had desired me to be a white man he would have made me so in the first place.

My mom was a great tennis player, and I remember being six or seven years old watching Steffi Graf and Monica Seles in Wimbledon in my house. I’ve always been a tennis fan.