You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
ANNE LAMOTTBecoming a writer is about becoming conscious.
More Anne Lamott Quotes
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I don’t remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don’t even know exist until you love a child.
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This is one thing they forget to mention in most child-rearing books, that at times you will just lose your mind. Period.
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The world is always going to be dangerous, and people get badly banged up, but how can there be more meaning than helping one another stand up in a wind and stay warm?
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Never compare your insides to everyone else’s outsides.
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I do not know much about God and prayer, but I have come to believe over the last twenty-five years, that there’s something to be said about keeping prayer simple. Help, Thanks, Wow.
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The miracle is that we are here, that no matter how undone we’ve been the night before, we wake up every morning and are still here. It is phenomenal just to be.
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Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don’t be an asshole.
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You are not your bank account, or your ambitiousness. You’re not the cold clay lump with a big belly you leave behind when you die. You’re not your collection of walking personality disorders. You are spirit, you are love.
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No is a complete sentence.
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I am going to notice the lights of the earth, the sun and the moon and the stars, the lights of our candles as we march, the lights with which spring teases us, the light that is already present.
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A big heart is both a clunky and a delicate thing; it doesn’t protect itself and it doesn’t hide. It stands out, like a baby’s fontanel, where you can see the soul pulse through.
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I was reminded of the Four Immutable Laws of the Spirit: Whoever is present are the right people. Whenever it begins is the right time. Whatever happens is the only thing that could have happened. And when it’s over, it’s over.
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Expectations are resentments under construction.
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The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.
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The reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day.
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