“My day begins and ends with gratitude and joy.”

Loving myself and thinking joyful, happy thoughts is the quickest way to create a wonderful life.

Thoughts are like drops of water: with our thoughts we can drown in a sea of negativity, or we can float on the ocean of life.

One of the bonuses about loving yourself is that you get to feel good.

I give a portion of my time to helping others. It is good for my own health.

Today I can do anything I put my mind to.

The Universe totally supports every thought I choose to think and to believe. I have unlimited choices about what I think. I choose balance, harmony, and peace, and I express it in my life.

Remember: you are the only person who thinks in your mind! You are the power and authority in your world.

In order to reprogram the subconscious mind, you need to relax the body. Release the tension. Let the emotions go. Get to a state of openness and receptivity. You are always in change. You are always safe.

Filling my mind with pleasant thoughts is the quickest road to health.

My happy thoughts help create my healthy body.

We learn our belief systems as very little children, and then we move through life creating experiences to match our beliefs. Look back in your own life and notice how often you have gone through the same experience.

If I wait until I become perfect before I love myself, I will waste my whole life. I am already perfect right here and right now. I am perfect exactly as I am.

Begin to listen to what you say. Don’t say anything that you don’t want to become true for you.

Prosperity isn’t defined by money alone; it encompasses time, love, success, joy, comfort, beauty, and wisdom.

All that I seek is already within me.

Find thoughts that make you feel good and think them a lot

The apple cannot be stuck back on the Tree of Knowledge; once we begin to see, we are doomed and challenged to seek the strength to see more, not less.

The beginning is the promise of the end.

People are beginning to see that the first requisite to success in life is to be a good animal.

As warmth makes even glaciers trickle, and opens streams in the ribs of frozen mountains, so the heart knows the full flow and life of its grief only when it begins to melt and pass away.

Where poverty ceases, avarice begins.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.

I think there’s a percentage that don’t realize, that don’t know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It’s more of a it’s not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone.

It’s not the end. It’s the beginning.