Here are the two best prayers I know: ‘Help me, help me, help me’ and ‘Thank you, thank you, thank you.
ANNE LAMOTTGrace means you’re in a different universe from where you had been stuck, when you had absolutely no way to get there on your own.
More Anne Lamott Quotes
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Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don’t be an asshole.
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Love is so much bigger than our ignorance.
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Radical self-care is quantum, and radiates out into the atmosphere, like a little fresh air. It is a huge gift to the world. When people respond by saying, “Well, isn’t she full of herself,” smile obliquely, like Mona Lisa, and make both of you a nice cup of tea.
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People help you or you help them and when we offer or receive help, we take in each other. And then we are saved.
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You are not your bank account, or your ambitiousness. You’re not the cold clay lump with a big belly you leave behind when you die. You’re not your collection of walking personality disorders. You are spirit, you are love.
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Laughter is carbonated holiness.
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Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.
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My mind is a neighborhood I try not to go into alone.
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Becoming a writer is about becoming conscious.
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But grace can be the experience of a second wind, when even though what you want is clarity and resolution, what you get is stamina and poignancy and the strength to hang on.
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I spent my whole life helping my mother carry around her psychic trunks like a bitter bellhop. So a great load was lifted when she died, and my life was much easier.
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Hope begins in the dark.
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I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.
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I don’t remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don’t even know exist until you love a child.
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What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life.
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