“How can money be the root of all evil when shopping is the cure for all sadness?”

The most sensible thing to do to people you hate is to drink their brandy.

I wear perfume even when I’m alone.

Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

A belly laugh increases the ability of your immune system to fight infections.

I think I’m finally growing up – and about time.

Give. Remember always to give. That is the one thing that will make you grow.

I haven’t read any of the autobiographies about me.

I have a woman’s body and a child’s emotions.

I’ve only slept with men I’ve been married to. How many women can make that claim?

I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

I love to be casual and comfortable, but I also love the easy glamour of wearing jewelry all the time.

No matter what happens, I’m loud, noisy, earthy and ready for much more living.

I do enjoy life, I really do. Especially if I wake up the next day.

Michael Jackson is part of my heart. We would do anything for each other.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America.

To cure worry, spend fifteen minutes daily filling your mind full of God. Worry is just a very bad mental habit. You can change any habit with God’s help.

If you were meant to cure cancer or write a symphony or crack cold fusion and you don’t do it, you not only hurt yourself, even destroy yourself. You hurt your children. You hurt me. You hurt the planet.

Hate knows that love is the cure.

The question is not how to get cured, but how to live.

If penicillin can cure those that are ill, Spanish sherry can bring the dead back to life.

You can’t pay enough money to cure that feeling of being broken and confused.

The cure for advanced gullibility is to go to sleep and consider matters again the next day.