“Even people you hate deserve opinions. And sometimes they’re going to have better ideas than yours. Keep an open mind to everyone.”

Life is hard, should you be too?

That’s cool and all but also screw you.

“The most amazing thing isn’t that I’ve helped people or that I’ve saved lives, I hear that all the time. I still doubt that, but the most amazing thing is that you guys saved me.”

You do you, I’ll do me, and we won’t do each other. Probably.

Never give up, no matter what may set you back, and know that at the end of the road, you’re going to have something that you can be proud of.

You’re not alone in anything that you’ve done.

All your life, you’ll meet people that only want to break you down. Forget them, stand strong with the people who build you up.

Sometimes, you just have to follow your own path.

It’s not like I’m trying not to be worse! I’m trying to be gooder!

Don’t go for the booty if it kills you.

What I do is temporary, but what I leave behind is forever.

You have to start by believing in yourself.

Together, we make two halves of a whole idiot.

Tell the person next to you that they look nice today. If you are alone, tell yourself.

I just gotta not suck; which is hard, considering exactly who I am.

You are important, never forget that.

I guess I just believe in Trixie Mattel, and I believe in the work. I don’t think I’m better than anybody else, but I really think that I’m hilarious and beautiful.

The first trip of the Pony Express was made in ten days – an average of two hundred miles a day. But we soon began stretching our riders and making better time.

When someone hurts you, it’s better to remain silent. Because time answers to those whom we don’t.

Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

My diabetes is such a central part of my life… it did teach me discipline, it also taught me about moderation. I’ve trained myself to be super-vigilant because I feel better when I am in control.

I like to make something beautiful when I run … it’s style. It’s doing something better than anyone else. It’s being creative.

It is better to live under a tree in a jungle inhabited by tigers and elephants, to maintain oneself in such a place with ripe fruits and spring water, to lie down on grass and to wear the ragged barks of trees than to live amongst one’s relations when reduced to poverty.

The most personal thing I’ve put in [Touch of Evil] is my hatred of the abuse of police power. It’s better to see a murderer go free than for a policeman to abuse his power.