Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
EVELYN WAUGHI can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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O God, make me good, but not yet.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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