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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.

Lily Tomlin

Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
LILY TOMLIN

Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry

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