War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
JONATHAN SWIFTAn idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
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We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
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A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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