“I never face the day without perfume.”

The most sensible thing to do to people you hate is to drink their brandy.

I wear perfume even when I’m alone.

Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

A belly laugh increases the ability of your immune system to fight infections.

I think I’m finally growing up – and about time.

Give. Remember always to give. That is the one thing that will make you grow.

I haven’t read any of the autobiographies about me.

I have a woman’s body and a child’s emotions.

I’ve only slept with men I’ve been married to. How many women can make that claim?

I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

I love to be casual and comfortable, but I also love the easy glamour of wearing jewelry all the time.

No matter what happens, I’m loud, noisy, earthy and ready for much more living.

I do enjoy life, I really do. Especially if I wake up the next day.

Michael Jackson is part of my heart. We would do anything for each other.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Yours is the face I give to the voice in my head that reminds me of who I am.

I wait and wait and wait and god I am sick of waiting. To not see your face anymore. To not know the burden that belongs to you. To not imagine the window I looked through the night I found out.

Go forward in life with a twinkle in your eye and a smile on your face, but with great purpose in heart.

Each generation faces different issues and challenges, but our standard must always be measured by God’s Word.

When you lose an election, you don’t blink, you don’t turn away. You look it right in the eye and say, why did we lose?

A Catholic is a person who has plucked up courage to face the incredible and inconceivable idea that something else may be wiser than he is.

We ought to see the face of God every morning before we see the face of man.

I’m never happy with my face, my hair, I haven’t really got any boobs and I’m not really that tall.