I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
EVELYN WAUGHHe was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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