You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
EVELYN WAUGHEvery Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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