Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
EVELYN WAUGHI should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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