Perverseness is your whole defence.
JONATHAN SWIFTEvery dog must have his day.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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When I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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Don’t set your wit against a child.
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Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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Brisk talkers are generally slow thinkers.
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We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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