Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
EVELYN WAUGHOnce you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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