I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
EVELYN WAUGHIts a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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