Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćOne thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
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Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend.
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I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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