“Remember that the biggest gap in the world is between ‘I should’ and ‘I did.’”

No matter how old you get, hug and kiss your mother whenever you greet her.

Measure your wealth by what you’d have left if you lost all your money.

Apply this simple rule to your conversations: If you wouldn’t write it down and sign it, don’t say it.

Don’t judge those who try and fail. Judge only those who fail to try.

May your life be crowded with unexpected joys.

It’s not your job to get people to like you, it’s your job to like people.

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.

Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.

Your mind can only hold one thought at a time. Make it a positive and constructive one.

A racehorse that consistently runs just a second faster than another horse is worth millions of dollars more. Be willing to give that extra effort that separates the winner from the one in second place.

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.

No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.

Every person that you meet knows something you don’t; learn from them.

Improve your performance by improving your attitude.

All men are alike in their lower natures; it is in their higher characters that they differ.

A fool is a person who knows the difference between right and wrong, and chooses to do wrong.

We must continually remind ourselves that there is a difference between what is natural and what is actually good for us.

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

The biggest difference between Jesus Christ and ethical and moral teachers who have been deified by man. Is that these moralists came to make bad people good. Jesus came to make dead people live!

When the stakes are this high- when calling God by the right name can make the difference between eternal happiness and eternal suffering, it is impossible to respect the beliefs of others who don’t believe as you do.

The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving.

Never count your faults. Just see that your love for God is deeply sincere. For God doesn’t mind your imperfections: He minds your indifference.