Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćZlatan doesn’t do auditions.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
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You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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