I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćOnly God knows You’re talking to him now.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćAn injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćKosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćEngland is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćIt is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćMessi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćCome over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćWhen I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćArsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćIt’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćJosé Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćCome to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
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