black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

Related Topics

Eat Family Friendship Harm Humour Jail Love

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

It’s awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship. It’s awful worse luck not to.
JOHNNY DEPP

Awful Feminism Luck Ship Woman Worse
Escapism is survival to me.
JOHNNY DEPP

Escape One Liner Survival
With my kids, they’re told 75 times a day that they’re loved.
JOHNNY DEPP

Father Kids Love Time
I just watched cartoons for three years, and that had a strong affect on me.
JOHNNY DEPP

Affect Cartoon Strong Watch
School’s a weird thing. I’m not sure it works.
JOHNNY DEPP

School Sure Weird
Keep moving forward and do what you have to do for you.
JOHNNY DEPP

Attitude Business Entrepreneur Motivational Move On
Tomorrow it’ll all be over, then I’ll have to go back to selling pens again.
JOHNNY DEPP

Again Fame Future Happiness Pen Sell
Trips to the dentist-I like to postpone that kind of thing.
JOHNNY DEPP

Dentist Doctor Humour Kind Postpone Trip
I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
JOHNNY DEPP

Confusion Constant Expression Face Leaving State Stay Try
The problem is that everybody treats teenagers like they’re stupid.
JOHNNY DEPP

Proble Stupidity Teenager Treatment
I’m normal, well, semi-normal.
JOHNNY DEPP

Attitude Normal
Once you get on the ship, everything is fine. Once you get on land, everything is not so fine.
JOHNNY DEPP

Land Ship
There is nothing on earth that could ever make me want to relive certain years of my life when I was young.
JOHNNY DEPP

Certain Earth Life Want Young
If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me.
JOHNNY DEPP

Actor Catch Humour Serious Slap
You grow up a bit damaged or broken then you have some success but you don’t know how to feel good about the work you’re doing or the life you’re leading.
JOHNNY DEPP

Broken Damage Feeling Goodness Grow Up Life Motivational Success
Explore purity.
JOHNNY DEPP

Explore Nature One Liner Purity Travel

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes

Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library 'imagick.so' (tried: /usr/local/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20200930/imagick.so (/usr/local/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20200930/imagick.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory), /usr/local/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20200930/imagick.so.so (/usr/local/lib/php/extensions/no-debug-non-zts-20200930/imagick.so.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory)) in Unknown on line 0