If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you’ll find you’ve done it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWBetter keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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The liar’s punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
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You see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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Whisky is liquid sunshine.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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