Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
CHARLES BARKLEYYou know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
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You can’t start a diet in the middle of the week, that’s just stupid.
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
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When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out.
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Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states’ cities.
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If you’re scarde to fail, you don’t deserve to be successful.
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I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
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He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
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You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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