Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
CHARLES BARKLEYListening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other, not getting their education. You know, people have died to put us in a situation to be successful.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said ‘Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.’ And I said, ‘Mom, I’m rich.’
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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He’ll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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