There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
CHARLES BARKLEYWhen you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
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The older I get, the faster I was.
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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I think you have an obligation to be honest.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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You can’t start a diet in the middle of the week, that’s just stupid.
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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