I’ve always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn’t I?
ROALD DAHLThe writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented rollar skates.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Perhaps it’s chasing me. But I don’t think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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You chose books, I chose looks . Now see the difference?
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
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If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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Two hours of writing fiction leaves this writer completely drained. For those two hours he has been in a different place with totally different people.
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I have found it impossible to talk to anyone about my problems.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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