Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
H. L. MENCKENWhat men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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