For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
H. L. MENCKENFor every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
H. L. MENCKENThe most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
H. L. MENCKENNo one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
H. L. MENCKENIt is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
H. L. MENCKENYou can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
H. L. MENCKENSometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
H. L. MENCKENDemocracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
H. L. MENCKENEquality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
H. L. MENCKENEvery decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
H. L. MENCKENThere are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
H. L. MENCKENGovernment’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
H. L. MENCKENWhen fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
H. L. MENCKENA professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
H. L. MENCKENThe chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
H. L. MENCKENThere is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
H. L. MENCKENMisogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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