“The heart of a man may be compared to a sausage; no one can tell exactly what’s inside.”

Not all nice things are dear, but those that are dear are nice.

The heaviest burden is an empty pocket.

By day they’re ready to divorce, by night they’re ready for bed.

The nearer to the synagogue, the farther from God.

You cannot hold your head high with your hand out.

You are ushered in according to your dress; shown out according to your brains.

When God wants to punish an idiot, He teaches them a few words of Hebrew.

Before you start up a ladder, count the rungs.

Someone who can hold on to his money is worth more than the one who earns it.

Better ruined ten times than dead once.

Better ten times ill than one time dead.

God created a world full of little worlds.

You find everything when you are spring cleaning.

If we cannot do what we will, we must will what we can.

Words should be weighed, not counted.

Once it was the parents who taught their children to talk; now the children teach their parents to keep quiet.