Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
PARIS HILTONA true heiress is never mean to anyone – except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
More Paris Hilton Quotes
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I don’t really think, I just walk.
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I don’t think there’s ever been anyone like me that’s lasted. And I’m going to keep on lasting.
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Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I’m Paris Barbie – and it’s a compliment.
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If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
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Life is too short to blend in.
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I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don’t take myself all that seriously.
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It will work. I am a marketing genius.
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I’m very intelligent. I’m capable of doing everything put to me. I’ve launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I’m living proof blondes are not stupid.
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I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.
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A lot of the things I say I’m just trying to be funny. I don’t really mean everything I say, because I’m not totally that airhead.
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A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I’m such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I’m like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.
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I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.
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The only rule is don’t be boring.
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One night stands are not for me. I think it’s gross when you just give it up.
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I’m totally normal. I think it’s obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald’s or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We’re not spoiled.
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