Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I’d say it’s appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
ZOOEY DESCHANELI like having a schedule. I tend to be the type of person that thrives on something being regular.
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If I could give my teenaged self any advice, it would be ‘Calm down!’
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I want to be where your heart is home I want to see you with the light in the morning There’s never been such a beautiful warning to me, to me
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I just feel like growing up in Los Angeles, you learn, ‘Well you’re never gonna be the prettiest girl in the room, so just don’t even try.’ I mean, I care about being pretty, but it’s not my most valued thing.
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Know what suits you. Now I understand proportion and recognise the shapes that look good on my figure.
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There’s something about guitars, they’re just so big, you know what I mean? You’re just like, ‘Ugh!’ It just seems so overwhelming. And the ukulele is, like, the opposite of overwhelming.
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My mom told me when I get compliments to cover my ears.
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Modern recording has made it so that people can spend forever taking shortcuts and making everything uniform, but that strips music of what makes it exciting.
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I don’t like business talkers, you know, people who are constantly like, ‘Blah blah blah movies.’ I find it incredibly boring.
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Romantic comedies are usually about when love works.
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I will wear tights even if it’s 100 degrees outside. Tights are my safety blanket.
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I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it’s very much not me, and then people would think I was being sarcastic when I wasn’t: ‘Oh, you’re making fun of me right now.’ And I wasn’t!
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The red-carpet thing of premieres and parties is probably my least favourite part of my job.
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For those of you who tried, but didn’t make it, Settle down it’s never what you think. The summit doesn’t differ from the deep, dark valley, And the valley doesn’t differ from the kitchen sink.
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We all know guys who’ve had their hearts broken in real life; we just don’t usually see it in the movies.
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I always choose roles that are, you know, hopefully different from the last role. I don’t wanna do the same thing over and over again because that’s, well, first of all that’s no fun.
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