Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćIt was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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Everyone is equal – a strange Swedish mentality.
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You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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