Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćIt was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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PSG’s project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger – you are bigger!
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I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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You don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
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José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
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That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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