PSG’s project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger – you are bigger!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćPSG’s project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger – you are bigger!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćArsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćEveryone is equal – a strange Swedish mentality.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćKosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćYou always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćCome to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćWhen I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćAt Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćHe’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćCome over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćJosé Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćThat’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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