I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćThat’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćHe’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćMessi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćIt’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćArsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćOne thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćYou don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćWhen I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćAt Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćOnly God knows You’re talking to him now.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćWherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćZlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćIt was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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