It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćArsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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I’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
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He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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