Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćAt Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
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Everyone is equal – a strange Swedish mentality.
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Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.
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