Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćArsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćEveryone is equal – a strange Swedish mentality.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćAt Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one’s business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćMessi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćYou always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćWhen I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćYou can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćYou don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćIt was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćI don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćCome to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćArsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćKosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćA World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćThat’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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