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  • Zach Braff Quote - It’s… it’s such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I’ll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
  • Zach Braff Quote - It’s… it’s such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I’ll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
  • Zach Braff Quote - It’s… it’s such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I’ll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
  • Zach Braff Quote - It’s… it’s such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I’ll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
  • Zach Braff Quote - It’s… it’s such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I’ll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
  • Zach Braff Quote - It’s… it’s such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I’ll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
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It’s… it’s such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I’ll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

    Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It’s like denying the cure for polio or something.

    It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It’s like denying the cure for polio or something.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they’re all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn’t sway that way, you know?

    Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they’re all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn’t sway that way, you know?

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

    Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

    I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

    I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It’s like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn’t deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.

    So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It’s like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn’t deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don’t see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.

    So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don’t see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league – I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you’re interested.

    I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league – I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you’re interested.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I figure it this way – if a woman claims she didn’t want me to fudge her, then you already know she’s a liar. So what the hell’s the point of a trial, y’know?

    I figure it this way – if a woman claims she didn’t want me to fudge her, then you already know she’s a liar. So what the hell’s the point of a trial, y’know?

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - It’s always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone’s looking to me for guidance.

    It’s always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone’s looking to me for guidance.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it’s in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

    Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it’s in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn’t really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it’s light and dark. I am by far the better Jew. Download This Image

    If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn’t really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it’s light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Now, I’m not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I’ll be quite clear. I’ve never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

    Now, I’m not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I’ll be quite clear. I’ve never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Of course I don’t use my A-material, it doesn’t matter if they think I’m funny or not because they won’t be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

    Of course I don’t use my A-material, it doesn’t matter if they think I’m funny or not because they won’t be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I’ll tell you that much.

    The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I’ll tell you that much.

    ZACH BRAFF