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Whenever I’m feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children’s hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

Zach Braff

I really don’t give a care, I’m going to live for ever
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Care Giving Really
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.
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Issues Kid Thinking
The success of ‘Scrubs’ allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.
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Shopping Summer Worry
Whenever I’m feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children’s hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?
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Cancer Children Heart
So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It’s like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn’t deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.
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Country Men Running
Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
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Appearance Development Dynamic
I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.
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Anything Distracted Procrastinating
I’m sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it’s all going according to plan and some weeks where you’re super frustrated.
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Creative Frustrated People
I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.
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Minorities People Thinking
It’s hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.
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Cute Fighting Hard
It’s… it’s such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I’ll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.
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Girl Kissing Swimming
When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
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First Gay Guy Interest Realize Turn
If I had a billion dollars I would…oh wait…already do.
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Billion Dollar Waiting
The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I’ll tell you that much.
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Cry Differences Real
Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it’s in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.
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Autograph Fake Ink Invisible Kids
If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn’t send me here just once.
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Doe Exist God Reincarnation

Whenever I’m feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children’s hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

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Whenever I’m feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children’s hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

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