My co-stars aren’t bad actors, but they’re no Zach Braff.
ZACH BRAFFWhen you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.
More Zach Braff Quotes
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I’m a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don’t know the difference and, let’s face it, they aren’t going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.
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People keep asking me whether I’m going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I’m like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.
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So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It’s like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn’t deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.
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The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.
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Of course I don’t use my A-material, it doesn’t matter if they think I’m funny or not because they won’t be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.
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If I had a billion dollars I would…oh wait…already do.
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Yea, he’s alright…but he’s no Zach Braff.
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I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.
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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
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Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined.
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I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.
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Don’t get me started on cold toilet seats.
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It’s always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone’s looking to me for guidance.
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It’s hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.
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When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.
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