The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.
ZACH BRAFFMy co-stars aren’t bad actors, but they’re no Zach Braff.
More Zach Braff Quotes
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I donno, it’s not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.
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I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
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Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
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The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I’ll tell you that much.
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A lot of people say colonialism was ‘evil’ or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don’t think it should be considered ‘racist’ to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.
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People keep asking me whether I’m going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I’m like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.
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Of course I don’t use my A-material, it doesn’t matter if they think I’m funny or not because they won’t be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.
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I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.
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It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.
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You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
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Don’t get me started on cold toilet seats.
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Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter
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I really don’t give a care, I’m going to live for ever
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I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.
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Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
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