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  • Zach Braff Quote - When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
  • Zach Braff Quote - When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
  • Zach Braff Quote - When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
  • Zach Braff Quote - When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
  • Zach Braff Quote - When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
  • Zach Braff Quote - When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
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When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.

Zach Braff

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

    I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.

    Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

    You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they’re all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn’t sway that way, you know?

    Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they’re all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn’t sway that way, you know?

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - It’s always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone’s looking to me for guidance.

    It’s always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone’s looking to me for guidance.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I’m a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don’t know the difference and, let’s face it, they aren’t going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

    I’m a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don’t know the difference and, let’s face it, they aren’t going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Now, I’m not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I’ll be quite clear. I’ve never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

    Now, I’m not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I’ll be quite clear. I’ve never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league – I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you’re interested.

    I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league – I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you’re interested.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - It’s hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

    It’s hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I’ll tell you that much.

    The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I’ll tell you that much.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?

    When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know? I thought, why have a show about doctors when we could have a show about the real heroes, you know, like me?

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

    Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

    I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

    Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn’t they just swim to safety?

    Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn’t they just swim to safety?

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I donno, it’s not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.

    I donno, it’s not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.

    ZACH BRAFF