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  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.
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Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn’t really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it’s light and dark. I am by far the better Jew. Download This Image

    If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn’t really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it’s light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don’t see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.

    So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don’t see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I’m sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it’s all going according to plan and some weeks where you’re super frustrated.

    I’m sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it’s all going according to plan and some weeks where you’re super frustrated.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Yea, he’s alright…but he’s no Zach Braff.

    Yea, he’s alright…but he’s no Zach Braff.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn’t they just swim to safety?

    Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn’t they just swim to safety?

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.

    Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

    I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - The success of ‘Scrubs’ allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.

    The success of ‘Scrubs’ allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Of course I don’t use my A-material, it doesn’t matter if they think I’m funny or not because they won’t be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

    Of course I don’t use my A-material, it doesn’t matter if they think I’m funny or not because they won’t be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - If I had a billion dollars I would…oh wait…already do.

    If I had a billion dollars I would…oh wait…already do.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time. Download This Image

    When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Don’t get me started on cold toilet seats.

    Don’t get me started on cold toilet seats.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they’re all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn’t sway that way, you know?

    Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they’re all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn’t sway that way, you know?

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I’m a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don’t know the difference and, let’s face it, they aren’t going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

    I’m a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They don’t know the difference and, let’s face it, they aren’t going to be paying to see my movies anytime soon.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

    I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Now, I’m not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I’ll be quite clear. I’ve never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

    Now, I’m not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I’ll be quite clear. I’ve never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

    ZACH BRAFF