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  • Zach Braff Quote - Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
  • Zach Braff Quote - Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
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Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

Zach Braff

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - It’s always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone’s looking to me for guidance.

    It’s always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone’s looking to me for guidance.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.

    My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I can’t watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where’s the substantive news? Where’s the Zach Braff coverage?

    I can’t watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where’s the substantive news? Where’s the Zach Braff coverage?

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I really don’t give a care, I’m going to live for ever

    I really don’t give a care, I’m going to live for ever

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn’t send me here just once.

    If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn’t send me here just once.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - My co-stars aren’t bad actors, but they’re no Zach Braff.

    My co-stars aren’t bad actors, but they’re no Zach Braff.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league – I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you’re interested.

    I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league – I was the best person on the pitch by a long shot. It was only last weekend actually, I think I have some photos of it if you’re interested.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

    I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

    Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I’d like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it’s called. And that’s only when I’m having an off day.

    I’d like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it’s called. And that’s only when I’m having an off day.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn’t really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it’s light and dark. I am by far the better Jew. Download This Image

    If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn’t really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it’s light and dark. I am by far the better Jew.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They’re probably still hanging there. Download This Image

    Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They’re probably still hanging there.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - A lot of people say colonialism was ‘evil’ or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don’t think it should be considered ‘racist’ to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

    A lot of people say colonialism was ‘evil’ or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don’t think it should be considered ‘racist’ to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It’s like denying the cure for polio or something.

    It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It’s like denying the cure for polio or something.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she’s saying. Come on, she’s a woman. But still, it’s very cute.

    Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she’s saying. Come on, she’s a woman. But still, it’s very cute.

    ZACH BRAFF
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Zach Braff Quote - I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents. Download This Image

    I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

    ZACH BRAFF