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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.

Yogi Berra

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA

Lost Travel Wind
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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Laughter Life Shock
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRA

See Television
Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Failure Inspirational One Liner Opportunity Start
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Motivational Win
How can you think and hit at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
YOGI BERRA

Vote
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Practice Theory
Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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Humble Instinct Motivational Trust Try
I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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Concentration Thinking
Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
YOGI BERRA

Attitude Positive Smile
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Worth
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA

Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic

I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.

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